ALOCS Crewneck Owner Review Feature Breakdown

The shape of the bottoms range

Bottoms make up the quieter half of the catalogue at That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup, and they reward a slow read. The range sorts into three groups: heavyweight fleece sweatpants for daily wear, printed and dyed pairs carrying the same artwork as the shirts, and workwear trousers built on Dickies bodies and denim. Each of the alocs hoodie three has its own pricing, its own cloth and its own sizing basis. The brand publishes fabric weights and blends on most product pages, which is more than many independent labels bother with, and those numbers are the most useful thing to read before you commit. A single chart covering every fit is what it does not publish. The sections below take the groups in turn, then cover sizing and what each pair sits well beside.

Everyday fleece, the Classic Cough Syrup Sweatpants

The Classic Cough Syrup Sweatpants hold down the category and are the pair to look at first. What the brand states is a 14 oz fleece made of 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester, with the signature Cough Syrup logo screen printed across the front and up the back legs. Because fourteen ounces is heavier than a standard gym sweat, they hold their shape rather than going slack after a few washes. Brief and unambiguous, the published fit note reads: this style fits true to size. They come in at about $200 at the brand’s own store as of September 2026, level with the core hoodies, and a label that drops weekly moves its pricing without notice. This is the one to own if you only ever buy one pair of awful lot of cough syrup bottoms.

The printed and the dyed pairs

The leg becomes a print surface in a small group of sweatpants beside the classic pair. The current names run to the Classic Flare Sweatpants, the ALOCS Athletic Dept. Sweatpants and the Blurred Lines Sweatpants, all at about $200 as of September 2026, plus the Flare Classic Sweapants at about $150, a spelling that is the brand’s own. Here is where the graphic habits land on a bottom: large screen prints, hand-dyed and printed in Los Angeles, and the wordmark that carries the tees. Widening through the lower leg instead of tapering, the flare cuts are the outlier and read differently over a shoe. No weight is published for every one of them, so treat the 14 oz figure as specific to the classic pair. Legs or chest is really the choice, because in cough syrup clothing the two rarely need to compete.

The workwear bottoms: Dickies cuts, carpenter pants and denim

The most durable thing the label makes belongs to the third group, which is the one buyers overlook. The Cough Syrup Loose Fit Dickies Pants sit at about $250 and the Glocc Dickies Pants at about $300, both checked in September 2026. Across the Dickies line the published blend is 65% cotton and 35% polyester, a hard-wearing cloth rather than a soft fashion twill. The ALOCS Carpenter Pants are offered in black, blue and tan at about $300 each, and the denim collection holds a single piece: the Double Cup Cargo Shorts at about $150, marked down from $300. The published description is a mid-rise 14 oz denim, garment-dyed through a double dye process meant to mimic sun-fading, with double cup pockets at the back, cargo pockets at the side and a custom leather patch. This corner holds the thickest construction detail, yet a thats a awful lot of cough syrup search rarely lands here.

Shorts, and where they fit in the same family

Shorts behave like a fourth group, and in a Los Angeles label they are barely seasonal. At about $150 as of September 2026 sit most alocs shorts: the Glocc Shorts and their Mexico and USA variants, the Awful Lot Of Stincs Shorts, the ALOCS x Stinc Team Dragon Shorts and the Classic Sweat Shorts. The Awful Lot Of Respect Cuhh Shorts sit at about $100 and the Women’s Booty Shorts at about $60, so this shelf spans a wider range than the sweatpants do. The Classic Sweat Shorts are the natural companion to the fleece pants, built from the same vocabulary rather than the denim one. Sized by waist rather than by letter, the Double Cup Cargo Shorts are the only denim piece in the collection. Plainly put: the brand never uses the word jorts, so denim cargo shorts is the name to search on.

How the brand sizes its bottoms

A second reading pays here for this part, because it is the commonest source of a wasted order. Small through extra-large covers nearly every style and 3XL a smaller group of products, on an apparel ladder that runs XS to 3XL. Published as the default, true to size is the note carried by the classic sweatpants, hoodie and tee, while a handful of styles publish their own instruction. Denim and workwear use waist measurement instead, from 28 through 44, which is why the cargo shorts and the carpenter pants never appear in the letter-size list. The brand publishes no global size chart. Its own sizing pages render without any chart content as of September 2026, which makes a measurement table you find for alocs clothing elsewhere a third party’s reconstruction rather than a published figure.

Every bottom at a glance

What the brand itself publishes, and nothing more, fills the table below. Because stock and pricing both move constantly here, the prices, which are the figures shown at its own store as of September 2026, should be re-checked. The brand simply does not state a weight or blend for that style wherever a cell reads not published. The sizing basis column matters most, since it tells you whether you are choosing a letter or a waist measurement. Read apparel sizes as the XS to 3XL ladder and waist as the 28 to 44 range. Take the price column as a band rather than a quote.

Bottom style Price Published material Sizing basis
Classic Cough Syrup Sweatpants about $200 14 oz fleece, 80% cotton / 20% recycled polyester Apparel sizes, true to size
Classic Flare Sweatpants about $200 Not published Apparel sizes
ALOCS Athletic Dept. Sweatpants about $200 Not published Apparel sizes
Blurred Lines Sweatpants about $200 Not published Apparel sizes
Flare Classic Sweapants about $150 Not published Apparel sizes
Classic Sweat Shorts about $150 Not published Apparel sizes
Double Cup Cargo Shorts about $150, from $300 14 oz denim, garment-dyed Waist 28 to 44, true to size
ALOCS Carpenter Pants about $300 Denim, weight not published Waist 28 to 44
Cough Syrup Loose Fit Dickies Pants about $250 65% cotton / 35% polyester Waist 28 to 44
Glocc Dickies Pants about $300 65% cotton / 35% polyester Waist 28 to 44

What pairs with what

The graphics are already doing the talking, which makes pairing an exercise in restraint. A printed sweatpant calls for a plain top, and a printed awful lot of cough syrup tee or hoodie wants a quiet bottom, usually the classic fleece pair in one colour. The Dickies cuts and the carpenter pants carry a loud top without argument, because the workwear trousers are the most flexible pieces precisely for being the least decorated. Garment-dyed denim with visible pocket construction, the cargo shorts read as a statement themselves and sit better under a blank tee. Matching a hoodie and sweatpants from the same named capsule is the easiest route if you are building a set. Colour is the simple part: black and yellow are the signature pairing, and the woven label supplies enough yellow on its own.

Notes on buying in 2026

Stock is the real constraint on this category, not price. A large share of size variants sit out of stock at any moment, because the brand sells in batch drops to its own online store and through its shops, so the pair you want may not be there this week. Those shops sit at 7669 Melrose Avenue and 312 West 5th Street in Los Angeles, plus one on Almeda Road in Houston. Markdowns happen and reward waiting, with the cargo shorts at about $150 from $300 the clearest example, and mystery items run as standing clearance, including mystery sweatpants at about $100 against $200. Before accepting a pair as genuine, check the yellow woven label, the published fabric weight and the product name against the brand’s own catalogue. September 2026 was when every price quoted here was current, and they will move.

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